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Поделиться22014-04-29 20:55:31
“Was that pepper spray? PEPPER SPRAY? Clint why wasn’t I given pepper spray?”
“Coulson said you weren’t allowed to have any.”
“So I have access to all the pointy and explosive weapons in the S.H.I.E.L.D. armoury… but I’m not allowed pepper spray?”
“Not since Sitwell caught you trying to spice up his lunch with a can of it. Fury said you were banned from touching the stuff again.”
“Aw, man! Dad never lets me have any fun!”
Поделиться32014-04-29 20:59:10
“Bob also has an irrational fear of the big name superheroes.”
“I don’t have an irrational-”
“He cried last time I wore my Captain America pyjamas”
“Wade, I didn’t cry…”
“You cried. And then you hid under your bed for an hour. Weasel had to lure you out with a mug of hot chocolate and marshmallows”
“….I had dust in my eyes.”
“He cried. It was pathetic. Also hilarious.”
Поделиться42014-04-29 21:00:06
“Do you think we should tell Fury?”
“That we just saw a guy in red and blue spandex crawl up our window? He’ll think you’re crazy.”
“Okay, Wade. I think you should tell him.”
“Then he’ll think I’m crazy.”
“…”
“Okay, you make a valid point.”
Поделиться62014-04-29 21:10:00
“You know Coulson’s going to kill us both, right?”
“Probably.”
“If we get suspended from duty, I’m going to strap you to my couch and make you watch The Golden Girls re-runs with me”
“Is there any way I can take back the comment about you being my friend?”
“Nope. Too late, Hawkass! You’re in this for the long haul now.”
Поделиться72014-04-29 21:11:13
“C’mon, buddy. You gotta stay awake.”
“Wade…”
“Seriously, Clint, you can’t die on me. You owe me money, remember? And you got blood all over my pants. I like these pants, Clint.”
“…hospital, Wade.”
“Yeah yeah, I’ll get you there. Don’t think you’re getting out of paying for dry-cleaning though.”
Поделиться82014-04-29 21:12:59
“Also ‘Fuck Fury’? Awkward! Could you imagine the morning-after conversation? Do you think he sleeps in his eye-patch, because I reckon I would totally be okay-“
“Just get your ass up here, Wade.”
Поделиться112014-05-02 07:11:32
"You know what I can do.
I know what you can do.”"You’ve got to do better than last time."
"You’re going to regret saying that."
"You get to find me first.""When I find you, and I will find you…
You’re gonna wish you’ve never been caught.”
Поделиться122014-05-03 18:39:51
золота и титана время от времени
Поделиться132014-05-13 04:06:01
"I definitely designed it as a love relationship… That was the relationship I tried to draw. I think I also tried to draw a feeling of belief that very few of us are complete unto ourselves. It’s quite a lovely thing… where two halves make a whole."
- Gene Roddenberry